Yoho, me maties! It’s me, Blockbeard!
Yarrr! Those scoundrels from Blockstonboroughcester…bury…ston… or somethin’ still have me locked up in this freak show at the carrrnival!
But… me has a feeling I will be breaking out of this stinkin’ jail cell soon enough! An’ when that happens, Â BEWARE! For I shall have my revenge, and they shall all pay!
Now I must go, me lumpy jail porridge is getting cold!
Sincerrrely yours,
Blockbeard!





















